Marching band's a no-go

OK, so I tried on my new marching band uniform today...let me just say that I completely renig on any invitations I may have extended to you about coming to see a game. Going from the bottom up, I look about like so:
I have guy-looking black shoes, which are mostly covered by way-too-big, black, sleek, snow pants-looking pants that make me look MASSIVE! On top of that, I have an also-too-big jacket that's blue and black, and that hangs over my shoulders about two inches on each side. Then I have this really amazing hat, and I have to wear a fountain ponytail that sticks inside this little hole on the inside of the hat. As if that weren't good enough, I have this $20 plume/feather thing that sticks out the top of the helmet...all in all a pretty attractive outfit...help me!
So, no coming to my games...I'll get a personal recording of the music made for each of you, as long as you don't have to see me in person!
PS: there aren't very many interesting or frequent entries on this thing...keep it going, guys. Seth, we haven't heard from you in a while. How are things? By the way, I have your "Seth/Rambie" drawing hanging on my door...saw it tonight when I was feeling blue, and it cheered me up substantially! Jordan, how are things in good old Wisconsin? All the rest of you, KEEP POSTING!!!